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Crest’s “Tiffany” Pro-Health Commercial: Like Nails on a Chalkboard…or on my TV

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If you know me well you know little things drive me crazy. Most notably, repetitive sounds. For instance, I can’t stand ticking clocks. Although, that is probably because I grew up in a house full of them since I my dad is a collector. And by collector I don’t mean just a collector of clocks, I mean of anything and everything of little to no value that he can get his hands on.

Also, if you follow me on Twitter you’ve seen me bitching about my new neighbor’s wind chimes which I am glaring at out of the corner of my eye right now as they dance in the breeze. The lightest breeze and they are noisy as shit. But, I digress.

I am now adding the sound of “squeaky clean teeth” to my list of noises I hate thanks to a Crest Pro-Health Night Toothpaste featuring “Tiffany”. At the end of the commercial she rubs her finger against her teeth to prove to you how squeaky clean they are when she gets up in the morning. Now I rarely watch commercials thanks to my best friend Tivo but whenever I forget to fast foward through them, this damn commercial is on and I never realize it until it’s too late. I lunge for the remote and just as I grab it she squeaks her finger across her teeth like fingernails on a chalkboard. I am fairly sure they could replace waterboarding with Tiffany’s squeaky teeth torture and see a drastic rise in terrorist confessions. So, if you know anyone at Crest that can get this commercial off the air I would be forever indebted. In the meantime, if you are into torturing yourself, here it is:

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8 Responses to “Crest’s “Tiffany” Pro-Health Commercial: Like Nails on a Chalkboard…or on my TV”

  1. GM on July 2nd, 2008 3:58 am

    I agree!!! Plus, she is ugly and she has a big mouth. Her smile is painful to look at.

    GM

  2. purposeinc on July 5th, 2008 7:32 pm

    squeek, squeek, squeek, squeek…..

  3. areone on July 21st, 2008 4:08 pm

    yup….and she is beauitful to……tell her to get at me

  4. BARSON on July 26th, 2008 11:00 am

    She is gorgeous. GM is ignorant

  5. Sean on July 30th, 2008 10:05 pm

    She is beautiful. I’m so in love with this woman.

  6. Bo on August 3rd, 2008 8:16 pm

    Two words, get counseling.

    as for GM, it’s time you came out of the closet.

  7. Ormond Scott on August 11th, 2008 12:51 pm

    hey I think we should do a commercial together, because I have a beautiful smile. I can’t even count anymore on how many times people have told me I had a beautiful smile

  8. shutupstupidcommenters on August 19th, 2008 5:45 pm

    OMFG! I thought I was the only one. I have developed an unnatural hatred for this girl. It’s fucking annoying and these little boys need to shut up because they’re never going to get at that because she’s an alien from another planet and doesn’t do humans.

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