Crest’s “Tiffany” Pro-Health Commercial: Like Nails on a Chalkboard…or on my TV

If you know me well you know little things drive me crazy. Most notably, repetitive sounds. For instance, I can’t stand ticking clocks. Although, that is probably because I grew up in a house full of them since I my dad is a collector. And by collector I don’t mean just a collector of clocks, I mean of anything and everything of little to no value that he can get his hands on.

Also, if you follow me on Twitter you’ve seen me bitching about my new neighbor’s wind chimes which I am glaring at out of the corner of my eye right now as they dance in the breeze. The lightest breeze and they are noisy as shit. But, I digress.

I am now adding the sound of “squeaky clean teeth” to my list of noises I hate thanks to a Crest Pro-Health Night Toothpaste featuring “Tiffany”. At the end of the commercial she rubs her finger against her teeth to prove to you how squeaky clean they are when she gets up in the morning. Now I rarely watch commercials thanks to my best friend Tivo but whenever I forget to fast foward through them, this damn commercial is on and I never realize it until it’s too late. I lunge for the remote and just as I grab it she squeaks her finger across her teeth like fingernails on a chalkboard. I am fairly sure they could replace waterboarding with Tiffany’s squeaky teeth torture and see a drastic rise in terrorist confessions. So, if you know anyone at Crest that can get this commercial off the air I would be forever indebted. In the meantime, if you are into torturing yourself, here it is:

22 Responses to “Crest’s “Tiffany” Pro-Health Commercial: Like Nails on a Chalkboard…or on my TV”

  1. GM says:

    I agree!!! Plus, she is ugly and she has a big mouth. Her smile is painful to look at.


  2. purposeinc says:

    squeek, squeek, squeek, squeek…..

  3. areone says:

    yup….and she is beauitful to……tell her to get at me

  4. BARSON says:

    She is gorgeous. GM is ignorant

  5. Sean says:

    She is beautiful. I’m so in love with this woman.

  6. Bo says:

    Two words, get counseling.

    as for GM, it’s time you came out of the closet.

  7. Ormond Scott says:

    hey I think we should do a commercial together, because I have a beautiful smile. I can’t even count anymore on how many times people have told me I had a beautiful smile

  8. shutupstupidcommenters says:

    OMFG! I thought I was the only one. I have developed an unnatural hatred for this girl. It’s fucking annoying and these little boys need to shut up because they’re never going to get at that because she’s an alien from another planet and doesn’t do humans.

  9. Diana says:

    This has got to be one of the top 5 most ANNOYING commercials on TV!! But forget about how ANNOYING it is…it’s also pretty gross!! Firstly, because this girl’s got her giant teeth in the camera all the time, even while she is brushing. And what is really REALLY nasty is when she’s showing off her teeth the next morning before she brushes them. EWWW!!!! I know that they are supposedly “squeaky clean” and all, but still…..having to look at someone’s teeth in the morning before they brush them, that’s still pretty disgusting, I’m sorry!! I also hate that this crap has to come on everytime I’m in the middle of eating.

  10. ch says:

    All these girls are haters. Tiffany is gorgeous. Its nothing like a pretty girl with straight white teeth. I bet the hatters(GM, Diana,and shutupstupidcommenters teeth are so jacked up and they probably look like monsters.

  11. tamika says:

    yall are LAMMMMEEEE!!!!

  12. Bomani says:

    It’s funny how only the females can’t stand Tiffany saying that she’s ugly and annoying and what not. She’s actually pretty and sold the toothpaste well. I mean damn congratulate the girl and stop hating just because she got a commercial and you didnt.

  13. Diana says:

    Okay…this is not a friggin’ FEMINIST issue here okay!! This is only an observation of a nausiatingly annoying commercial that keeps coming on every ten seconds interrupting something I am in the middle of watching. I say some nasty things about guys in commercials too for the record. I’m sure she’s attractive, but the teeth in the camera is pretty gross. That’s all I am saying. No need to go all WOMEN’S LIB on me here just because Sarah Palin is a possible candidate for Vice President!

  14. knewher says:

    I actually knew that girl in middle school. She’s from san francisco and went to gloria r davis middle school and let me tell you that “oh you think that her teeth are squeaky? Imagine hearing her voice for three years!!! … It’s the most annoying squeaky squeaky voice in the world! and now they put it on tv. what were they thinking? Not only that…but she is ugly. She i way way too skinny and her face looks like a chipmunk. big teeth and mouth and little teeny tiny ears and eyes. If u ever see her in person you’ll agree with everything i just said.

  15. the man says:

    She’s my new boo

  16. KUZ says:

    Tiffany is beautiful period

  17. Shannon says:

    shutupstupidcommenters and diana are fat and ugly. Tiffany is gorgeous. I want her. Her teeth aren’t big and her teeth in the morning are beautiful. You guys are beyond hating. There’s nothing wrong with the commercial and definitely not Tiffany.

  18. meagain says:

    and knewher didn’t knowher

  19. Ralphy says:

    any guy who thinks she is ugly is gay, she is absolutely adorable!!!

    pls tell me to marry me…………… ‘;o)

  20. ch says:

    I am glad that I am not the only one that think that she is beautiful. Hopefully she would be put in someones movie soon.

  21. kyle says:

    I can’t stand Tiffany! “morning everyone” as if we have a choice to wake up with her! Uhhhh that voice! I can’t stand girls that like to talk like babies!


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